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Joined: 18/03/2010 Posts: 121 Points: 359 Location: Waterlooville, Portsmouth. The home of HMS Victory.
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I awoke this morning hoping to hear some good news on the missing issues 19 to 22......I didn't. Reading through all the posts I do detect a mass mutiny is on the cards from so many peed off shipmates. I thought we needed a cheer up page to get all of us chuckling. My son went to the pub last night and was chatting to a nice looking lady. It's no good chatting me up she said........I'm a lesbian. Oh! exclaims Graham. What part of Lesbania are you from? No you got me wrong she says I like women. He thought for a moment and asked. Does that make me a lesbian too? 
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Rank: Pro Groups: New Members, Unapproved Joined: 24/08/2009 Posts: 48,827 Points: -13,348
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LOL, very good, gotta remember that one. 
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Rank: Pro Groups: Registered
Joined: 18/03/2010 Posts: 121 Points: 359 Location: Waterlooville, Portsmouth. The home of HMS Victory.
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That's not all Col. He went on to ask me what the Capital of Lesbania was. I told him it was 'L'
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Joined: 30/03/2010 Posts: 285 Points: 880 Location: Belton, Norfolk
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Mission accomplished 
I wish I were a glow worm,
A glow worm's never glum,
'Cause how can you be grumpy?
When the sun shines out ya bum!!
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Joined: 20/03/2010 Posts: 1,199 Points: 3,473 Location: Glenrothes
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A Glasgow boy takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents
"This is Amanda" the boy says
"Bloomin' 'eck i would never have guessed" replied his Da
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Rank: Pro Groups: New Members, Unapproved Joined: 24/08/2009 Posts: 48,827 Points: -13,348
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Joined: 27/06/2011 Posts: 110 Points: 312 Location: Glasgow
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My all time favourite hagar the horrible ( This is from a free to use website, so no copyright issue's, i think )  I smile because i have NO IDEA whats going on :)
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Rank: Pro Groups: New Members, Unapproved Joined: 24/08/2009 Posts: 48,827 Points: -13,348
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I was given a bottle of 40 year old whisky on my 40th birthday complete with certificate of authenticity  What am i supposed to do with that  I now have a bottle of 11 year old tea complete with a reciept from Asda
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